Favorite Clara Outfits
(Source: milakunis)
I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.
She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.
even though her character seems kind of outrageous i think more parents should be a bit like her…i mean, would you rather your kid go get drunk at a party or out on the street, or in your home where you can make sure they’re safe? would you rather your kid sneak around about sex and get pregnant/get someone else pregnant or risk getting stds, or be practical about sex and make sure they’re being sensible about it? she makes a lot of sense
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
Lois: Wow, it's awfully muggy out here tonight.
(Cut scene to a man walking down the sidewalk for a couple seconds before getting tackled and then stabbed twelve times by another man in all black with a mask)
Mugger (as the first man bleeds out): GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, ASSHOLE.
(Source: epochayur)
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
(Source: djklzonez)
I will never get over this post.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
